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God Didn’t Get the Memo February 3, 2011

Posted by lablount in Gaia doesn't love you., Global Climate Warming Changings?, Humor.
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TO: God
RE: Cold Weather

I’m not sure if it’s come to your attention, but the best and the brightest minds on Earth (And we know they are since they tell us they are the smartest people in the room) have said that the planet is warming.  It appears that Heaven’s Climate Control Division has not availed themselves of this commonly held insight as my current temperature reads in the twenties and the sun is well over the horizon. 

Please alert your staff to make changes to the normal climate cycle, sun spot cycle, and global weather patterns immediately or face inquiry from members of the faculty of the University of  East Anglia. 

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

The Gulf Coast