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Please Check My Math April 23, 2010

Posted by lablount in Guns, Idiot, Schadenfreude.
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I was trying to find the video referred to in this post by Breda.  The video is gone, sadly.  But in looking for that video, I stumbled across a number of, “Watch my GF/Wife/Friend/SumGirl get knocked on her tail by my BigMaHonkin-PawCannon*/Max-Gauge-Eargeshsplitten-Loadenboomer**;  HAR HAR HAR!” vids.  Is this funny?  

I won’t link to any.  But go to Youtube or any large video sharing site and search on “Recoil” and see how many posts are dedicated to women getting p’wnd by some large bore hunk of led spitting steel. 

I can see why THIS is funny.  

But please tell me how (female n00b + large caliber weapon that most big men don’t like to shoot + live ammo + physical harm) = highlarity? 

Hilarity would befall me if after the impractical un-joke Darling BF/Hubby/Friend/Sumguy was pistol whipped or butt stroked by the lass in a rage filled pre-menstrual fit of conniption.  I, for one, would truly LMAO!  I would hit the Facebook “like” button on that so many times my laptop would ‘splode. 

As a member of the male half(ish) of the species, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the distaff portion.  I’m sorry.  Some of us are NOT like that.  Really.  To make up for it… here’s more Testosterone Poisoning (two links) for your viewing schadenfreude. 

And again.  Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Masculine Culpa. 

* Large Handgun
** Large Rifle

What Our Signals Intel Has to Deal With April 23, 2010

Posted by lablount in Humor, Me, Uncategorized.
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This is a slightly redacted (to protect the guilty) IM thread about the inability of getting the correct file when needed.  The parties in question say it can’t be done.  And that’s when my frustration and ill-advised sense of humor make the thread go way bad.

larry- @!$@*! says:
Now how much of that is “won’t”, not “can’t”, I can’t say.  But it still leaves us with our d**k in our hands and the nuns walking around with a ruler
larry- @!$@*! says:
I think I have a new fetish

<Edited for OpSec> says:
k, that one sounds painful

larry- @!$@*! says:
Pain is weakness leaving the body.  …and pleasure cinching down the ball gag.

<Edited for OpSec> says:
lmao, you are very sick

larry- @!$@*! says:
I am… sadly.  very.

I imagine the poor NSA analyst coming across this and filing for early retirement.  Sorry.

Why start a blog? April 5, 2010

Posted by lablount in Humor, Me, Politics.
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Well… recent events (ok… catastrophes), such as the United States’ head long rush into Socialism, have made it necessary for everyone one to do their part in trying to articulate WHY Socialism/Communism/Statism is a BAD IDEA.  Social Networking is a necessary evil that I’ve resigned myself to having to participate in to try and connect with like minded people and stem the advance of muddle headed unconstitutional thinking in this country and get people to focus on those things that made, and make, this country work.   

With the co-opting of the MSN by Socialism, it’s up to private bloggers to get the word out about important events, stories, and facts and counter the Dinosaur Media’s lies of commission and omission.

Now that the altruistic reasons are out of the way… Writing is just plain damn fun. Searching for the right words to evoke a feeling or convey a message is a natural high for me.  Also, venting your frustration through the written word is something more cathartic than pegging a speedometer, having a session with a shrink, and running over a lawyer.  …All rolled into one.  Frankly the only things that rate higher are Sex, Single Malt Scotch, and Cuban Cigars.  And I can write anytime I want without care about who’s watching, it doesn’t render me unable to drive afterward, and it’s legal in the US.

So to summarize: I blog to change the world, expose commies, and have a good time.  We all clear on that?  Good.  Let’s have some fun then, shall we?